His severed spine doesn’t have enough grit? I dunno.

I don’t know much about him, but sounds like on balance he was a good guy by billionaire standards. The baptism response is, uh, disappointing. But he was for positive change.

If I remember at all, it triggers more payments if he’s on the roster past a certain date, but they’ll have enough time to have someone else.

I’m assuming (though not very much...) that nobody was willing to give anything at all for him. If that’s the case, is there a reason to cut him early? It seems that, if out of paranoia more than anything else, you keep him until you actually have the replacement locked.

What else are you supposed to do after you’re done fucking it?

That’s not racist. 16 blocks is far on busy NYC streets, that’d annoy the hell out of me. I’m sure some of the opponents are assholes but there are legitimate objections.

Sure, but when I think of my favorite female comedians, they’re all too raunchily-humored to get picked for something like this. I’m all for it but, even beyond the too-small number of big female acts out there, there’s another block.

Pretty sure that if they’re going for the West Coast, they’re headed to Camp Pendleton.

It’s when Kelsey Grammer shows up and beats the shit out of everyone.

Glad to see Michael Cera is still finding work.

Seriously. Have a damn salad for lunch, it’ll cut an hour of wiping time per week.

I think a good blade of some kind would come in handy for a lot of things and would be a good deterrent.

I get why management is pissed, but I don’t think they can play the morality card here.

I have to agree. Koeman’s upset at Ireland for playing James - because it prevented Everton from playing him. Okay.

His name is way less fun to yell in a racist Italian accent when it’s just me and the cat in the apartment, though.

I’m strongly against this for a whole bunch of reasons.

I can’t believe the Madison one closed.

Well, up next is trade policy. Get ready to watch a bunch of libertarian-light Republicans (correctly) revolt over massive tariffs.

My social media feeds look glorious right now. Everyone who matters is so happy!

And actually, one snuck past. The wiretap-in-quotes thing is debatably wrong, because he had it in quotes in one tweet, but not in the following ones.