I’m so happy this has become a thing.

Have you looked into a bizarre but lucrative name change?

I went to Vegas a month or two ago and spent a total of $1 on slots. I still felt like an idiot.

+AB in o-chem because your lab partner sucks

I actually believe that more than most, but I also consider the offensive line to be the backs’ defense.

I mean this 100% seriously:

This would be unprecedented in journalism, I’m sure, but he could, in theory, write a follow-up article when more information is available.

Yes, we know who you are. You’re an unpaid intern literally in line to get a job after college. Many of us can relate if you just shut the fuck up about it.

Wasn’t it that he kept poking his head out like a prairie dog?

That’z not okay.

You forgot the sharp mid-word inhalations.

My guess is he wasn’t sure at the beginning how to handle it. When this happened recently (I think it was Miss Universe or something?) They waited until the next day.

I can’t believe he came back for more.

So, as someone who does a great job writing down movies that I should watch, then throwing away the paper, did Drew miss anything big? Sounds like a bit of a throwaway year in terms of what actually got nominated.

It really just ended up ostracizing women who are taking antibiotics for UTIs. So, you’re celebrating replacing one problem with another. Typical Hollywood.

It’s all about deep kissing the puss.

Yeah, I think it’s for a foot fungus med.

Posted this like two weeks ago, don’t care:

Which album/single?

Yeah, the fact that this was the recurring theme of the article is what cinched it for me.