Weird, this makes my comment still makes perfect sense, just directed at the concept of democracy instead. Thanks!

Gonna have to try that one again.

Everyone’s allowed to like one or two objectively shitty car things, and I’ll admit this is mine.

Yeah, the thinking was that Trump is relatively moderate, but that’s not at all what’s happening.

I fucking hate that I have the same haircut but it looks better on him.

It gets nuttier than that! Paper doesn’t have bells!

Delayed edit: go fuck myself, learn to read.

Yes, good point. God fucking dammit.

And if that’s mean instead of median, the median is shorter because extra innings would give the bell curve a long tail.

Count foul balls as half strikes. Fin.

Nah, I was totally serious, thanks. When watching it from a phone that disagreed with my attempts to make the video full-screen it was clear that there was something ridiculous happening, but I couldn’t figure out if it was the video, the actual situation, or a mix.

Thought about this, it seems like it’d affect which teams would be in play for such a trade, but not that it wouldn’t happen (if I’m projected for a shit draft pick and have the cap space, why not?)

I’m super confused. Why is nobody behind home plate, and why is that cameraman standing where he is?

See, and this is why my hot/dumb sports take is that all drafts’ orders should have some elements of randomization. I know, the lottery, but that’s not enough. What if the Lakers could get a #1? It’d be fun and piss so many people off!

I don’t know what you think a roads department does. This is pretty straightforward compared to other things they do.

One webcam and radar detector? Yes.

Eh. She looks okay.

This definitely still counts.

I don’t know about the operating costs, but the likelihood of an old-school big war has ticked upward over the past month.

The picture is seven years old but just in case...Anyone know if that’s still for sale?