Yeah, this is objectively terrible, doesn’t matter if our team is winning this round.

The last time I was at a sporting event and heard the anthem play, I started playing with someone’s boobs.

Can you imagine living in a world where you have to care about a backup quarterback doing, literally, nothing?

I’d feel bad, because obviously there are people who serve and give up so much (including my own brother,) but it’s been fifteen years. It’s okay to start calling people out for jacking off to YouTube clips of 9/11 happening.

Still waiting to meet someone who talks like this and has actually served in the military, police, fire protection, medical industry, general non-profit or the fucking humane society.

They also don’t demand that NFL players retire and run for city council or whateverthefuck.

Middle school me would have died for that invention. That may be the best thing he or his lackeys ever did.

I immediately scrolled down here, Control+Fed, and looked for people drawing comparisons to the Browns. Didn’t see anything right away, so here you go.

I don’t even understand how a stat line that bad results in a rating as high as 39.

“We write, you type?” At my high school newspaper fifteen years ago, if someone handed a handwritten draft to an editor, it would’ve been thrown in the trash. Where the fuck does he work?

I know this is a joke, but for those who don’t: incognito mode.

I happen to think this is one of the ugliest Mercedeseses ever made, especially side and rear views. It looks like a generic 1980s Japanese sedan with all futuristic styling removed. Did Daihatsu make anything large?

The problem I always have with this is that the teams aren’t publicly owned, with one exception. It’s not the city’s to “keep.” Has any city tried just getting equity in the team in exchange for cash?

He just found some words on the ground and arranged them into something that looks like sentences. Don’t give this any thought. (Water is heavier than gas, correct. Which means it’s at the bottom of the tank, if present, and pumped first. What does adding more gasoline do in this contrived scenario?)

It wouldn’t, but there’s the catharsis factor.

? CRJs have a range of about 1600 miles. You got from HNL on that?

Right. The legacy carriers are always in some form of just having entered, or just having exited, bankruptcy, so their prices are pretty inelastic. Airlines also tend to purchase fuel futures as a hedge, so, further inelasticity. Same way that airfares didn’t double when we were at $120/barrel.

That isn’t your space to be childish about. If it were, they wouldn’t design the seat in front of you specifically so that it could use it.

Literally seven words. One of them is a misspelling of the actual product he wants to sell, and another is a grammatical error that should have been stamped out in fifth grade. Beautiful.

Got rolled by a hooker.