Sara di Marco sounds incredibly bored, and moderately hot. What’s she up to now?

Yeah, well, he lost 10 pounds over the 48 hours following the bet.

I’ll be honest, I mostly come to Jalopnik for the pictures, and Nic Cage sounds how I sound when I want to fit in. So, so far, this just seems like an incredible film and I demand to know where Oscar went.

Cool, I’ll run next door to Hillel and call some of them JAPs and see what happens.

Jalopnik comments section = Yahoo! comments section at the margins. It gets pretty white out at night over here.

no way, attempting to redline a ‘96 civic through a jack in the box drivethru is awesome

Gap insurance is real, but God don’t ever get it from a dealer.

Just in case this hasn’t been covered:

Christ. I have one and I still park as close as humanly possible to whatever asshole does this.

Oof, yes. I like peas but got surprised by one of those bars before. It’s not a great flavor when going in uninitiated.

It’s generally worth the read if you pretend it’s Jay (as in Jay and Silent Bob.) I understand your impulse, but trust me.

“these days.”

+uno

Oh, don’t get me wrong. He lives down the highway and will be president one day. It doesn’t make it any less ridiculous.

Because it’s funny to know that a human monster was plowing Eva Braun with what was essentially an inverted USS Enterprise. Seriously, what part of this is hard to understand?

I called this as soon as I saw the headline. This is just so gorgeous. Thank you for this.

Honestly, at this point you have to think she might be into it.

Prenup must be brutal.

Sure, but all of the survey respondents had to reply using letter blocks. Is it really worth it, Kelly?

This is a political class that calls Paul Ryan “wonky” because he states numbers while having pretty eyes. Never mind that the numbers indicate a federal government that would either collapse or be majority deficit-funded.