No shit, I’ve had both Firefox and Chrome spend a gig loading the NCAA basketball rankings off of effing Yahoo! before. RAM usage is basically a random number generator at this point, and it’s a cheap enough component that doing anything other than giggle at it is a waste of time.

NO MAN PHONING HOME TO CHECK A CHECKSUM TOOK UP LIKE 5 PIXELS OF RAM OMFG

Seriously, Matthew Dellavedova is going to fuck the shit out of that puppy.

This gym is only fifteen years old, though, in a pretty affluent school district.

I seriously sat here laughing uncontrollably, for a full minute, over “OH SHIT, MY COCK!!”

Okay, well now I feel for the poor kid lashing out at life like this.

They block Kinja sites in general because Deadspin tears the NFL apart on a regular basis.

I’m open to the idea that he was concussed. Any takers?

I don’t get why this is so hard for people. Cam Newton is emotive. That includes all the emotions.

Well, you find someone who knows you’ll settle out of court if you sit there, then you sit there. It’s not that hard, people.

...no, it’s hard. It’s a nobleman’s drinking song that’s since been canonized.

ERRRRRR NOT A TEAM PLAYER *works a double shift at Flying J*

Sure. Yeah, definitely, he hasn’t figured it all out and is playing everyone for endorsements.

Yup. Just like people who aren’t super into Hearthstone, or whatever, “just don’t get it yet,” I feel the same way about football. So much strategy, with a healthy mix of “HOLY SHIT.” There are deeply shitty things about the NFL, and I don’t sign onto any of it, but if anyone likes strategy or thought, giving football…

There are probably some reading comprehension sites you could check out for the next 3-4 hours.

EVERYONE SHUT UP, GAMINGWITHBABY HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY.

No shit, this was a veiled interview. But IT’S WORKING.

To be fair, every Taurus wagon I know was owned by a Puerto Rican.

Got it. I’m usually not looking at anything more exciting than a spreadsheet, so color distortions and weird contrast don’t get to me. Makes sense.

I’m seriously not trying to be annoying. I really have never understood why this bothers people, and I fly close to 100k miles/year. As I said, I load the tray up to the max, even on tiny planes, and it’s never an issue. What are people putting on the tray? Is it a psychological thing?