Who is buying uncomfortable dress clothes? Seriously, what is that? Loosen the belt a notch. I’m not saying people should wear ties, and I’m often just rocking tennis shoes (though I usually do wear my dress shoes, just because they’re easier to slip on and off in security.)

Then why is the button there?

I’m talking about jeans and a $50 blazer from H&M, or, like, a sweater.

Sure. That’s why there’s a recline button on your arm rest, not a “propel forward” button behind the seat.

One time, I had a small apartment. I accumulated enough stuff that I didn’t want to get rid of, so I needed to pay extra to have a larger apartment. It wasn’t hard for me to figure out.

I don’t recline on flights that are less than 3-4 hours unless they’re insanely early, mostly because I know most people get annoyed by it. However, that space behind the seat isn’t yours, it’s theirs, and part of their ticket.

They did wait their turn. You didn’t go. Why are you anywhere but the aisle, or directly progressing toward the aisle? If it were timidity, that’d be one thing, but you’re clearly an assertive person. Please move your body, using your feet, forward.

It’s a fine general rule, but I don’t have sympathy for people that take more than five seconds to get out of their seat or stand, confused, at their carryon in the bin, wondering what to do next. When that shit starts, I outright push them.

Yeah, it’s called “buying two seats.”

I always do this. If I don’t get Pre, it’s easier to go through security with all of my stuff in the blazer. I’m also saving room in my carry-on, if I’m in a crunch, because I’m dressed for work(ish) already.

Nah. If you can show me the seat in which you want me to sit, I’ll do it.If you’re asking me to go find an open seat or “you’ll see,” which is the only way I’ve been asked to do this, then keep walking and enjoy the hour or two away from the li’l screamer.

I definitely have no issue slamming that down onto my neighbor’s leftovers if they explicitly pulled it up ahead of time.

“It’s not me or the fat person sitting next to you. It’s the Uniteds, Southwests, and Deltas of this world. Airlines, for the most part, are terribly run businesses and they deserve all of your ire.”

I hear this a lot and at first it seems like an unassailable position. But really, are you really willing to pay 95-98% (and let’s be really honest, they’ve run out of taxes to cut without insanely blowing up the deficit, or cutting a tiny number of people’s taxes) of the current price for what the Republicans are…

I won’t go so far as to say that I agree with the rule, but they could make the rule be “keep it in your damn hand until you’re off the ground” and be done with it. There’d still be some level of interpretation if a defender knocked the ball out afterward, of course.

The...shah?

Our carrier was under their aircraft...

And even if it somehow wasn’t, it sure as shit wasn’t in US waters.

Or is it meta commentary on how easy it is for a journalist to be tricked into a message board fight with people who are, in fact, not old enough to vote?

As a cis white male lefty who’s excited for the opportunity to vote for either Clinton or Sanders...