Used to split my time between Houston and Madison. Heat is worse in Houston, humidity (in summer) about the same at 90+%.

Um.

Whenever I see “problematic” in a comment, I translate it as “gosh, I sure hope a second outraged person comes along with actual supporting arguments for my take.” Kind of like when a headline is a yes/no question, the answer is always “no.”

Dude, we’ve all had shitty layovers in LAX. Let it go.

Wait, what the fuck is a playoff?

TheKus, when are you finally going to address Horfordpenisgate?

“What Happens to a Drifter When the Wandering Ends?”

Seriously. CRUZZZZZZZING must be on the fuckin’ rag bruh.

“Sexism and double standards at its finest.”

Neat.

Yeah, I think I just replied to the wrong post.

Yeah, but that’s like saying Uruguay and the USA are in the same country because “America.”

“Would you consider this a good point if it were made by someone else?”

I think they’re both the winners here.

It’s an extremely embedded Madonna Twitter campaign. This shit goes deep.

I’m pretty sure he already knew that.

Wait, weed is still $300 an ounce somewhere that has internet? I haven’t seen that since ~2002.

It’s a shake that’s hand-dipped, motherfucker.

I’m sure it happens, but nobody was paying for 6-1 to happen. Can’t we just be happy with things sucking now and again?

Did anyone else think he was going for a pun with “past time,” only to be disappointed and compelled to get off of a lawn?