You...realize the government chooses where the roads go right now, right?

God damn, that polo is nice.

Yes. That must be it.

I kept waiting for her to blame BIG SHISHA.

Yeah, because there’s literarily nothing to talk about. Even actual news organizations are topping at “yep, a trial.” One suspect is dead and the other confessed. The trial is as suspenseful as Thanksgiving dinner ending in drowsiness.

Cosigned.

He ended up calling Kaminsky to apologize. I originally thought what you thought, but nope.

Right, so as soon as one of these dipshits learns how to spell “Shinto” we’re right back where we started.

It could happen, but it would be due to a shitty prankster and not a dealer. A dealer who surprises you with additional drugs (that would be harder to obtain, and carry stiffer penalties, and likely be more expensive anyway) wouldn't get called a second time.

Also, global warming!!!!!!!

It's a small subset of people who can deliver ~10 minutes of consistently okay (not good, just okay) material five nights a week, each week, for decades. He's on the list. None of the comedians who I'd put on a great comedians list would be.

Um, why don't they order it in Brazilian there?!

Then stop worrying about it and sing that damn song you keep blathering about.

Good God, PFT. Hey, remember when OSHA appeared out of the blue, with no cause or context? That was so weird and unexplainable.

I could see ESPN wanting him there to generate controversy. On the other hand, this allows them infinite amounts of talking about the controversial avoidance of controversy, plus talking about how controversial the original controversy could have been (so many theoreticals!) had it been allowed to play out.

The difference is that his was funny. Also, "fulfilling the privileges of my goddamned Rhodes scholarship" isn't quite on the same level, right?

...no, I don't think he should have said that.

Hey now. There was also Shaq and his vaunted "existing while large" offense.

Cincinnati is a Southern city.

I always point out that there's a reason Cracker Barrel is only near the interstates in the Midwest. People here don't eat it, or those who do have it as some weird road trip tradition.