If you're doing something dumb, they can use this to arrest instead of scold.

You also have somewhere to put it.

I don't know if I've seen it for a city, but they do this with highways all the time here.

Right, and that second scientist would be objectively long...like with creationism.

I seriously wonder if the poll didn't even control for people happy that they simply have a job.

How is he the embarrassing one here?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK. ALL THE FUCKING WAY BACK.

Everyone, take note of the present tense in the second story...

He was staying hard. It helps a little.

What's the Venn diagram of "people who watch this kind of mixed 'martial arts'" and "people who look up videos of 9/11 on Youtube?"

Read.

It was a police report. I think they were trying to sound neutral, but yeah, it's really just confusing.

Yeah, the quantity and scope is nowhere close. But I'm pretty sure this guy doesn't care about how many dickless colleagues he now has.

No, but I went to school with Abe, Angie, and Genevieve...seemed too good.

You better fucking hope that this doesn't get crossposted to io9.

Angie?

Has it been a year since the Lena Dunham debacle already?

1) I can't believe angelfire.com is still hosted.

If you truly love a product or organization, you want to be sure they can never turn a profit, ever. That way they can stay real. Real unlikely to be around next year.

It literally means "snowy mountain range" in Spanish, the exact opposite of what you're afraid of.