Be sure to ask your hospital about resident rotations before a major surgery.

All excellent points if we're talking about the Grand Slam.

The rule could be made significantly better, I'm sure, but the reason the NFL rulebook is 100 pages, and the reason this rule is over 600 words, is because backyard definitions of "catch" are too simplistic, exactly because of the nature of the game. In this case, the rule isn't new, and I'm guessing receivers (except…

A sample statement using your definition of "excuse:"

I think it was appropriate. Denver fans booing a GOAT candidate for quietly playing with a flayed dominant leg.

If he spent all eighty yards falling down, then the ball popped out as soon as it touched the ground, yes.

I see maybe 15% of a breast being smashed against her body. Right now, it looks like a boneless, skinless chicken breast that's perhaps 90% cooked and inexplicably put in what may or may not be a v-neck sweater. Troll better.

Her breasts are bigger than they were in the past? You're right, that does sound like a shocking condition for a well-nourished teenage female. Do you think CPS knows about this yet?

The closest I've ever come to watching one of those Kardashian shows was watching the Kim and Ray-J video, but I've heard from others that Kylie was the only normal one, though. So, no, I don't feel sorry for her, at least not any more than I do for any teenager. She'll be fine.

So, in other words, "Install Outlook?"

"Maybe some one can clear up my ignorance."

I think you meant to delete everything but the last two sentences before posting.

I think the issue is that we weren't promised a fully nude Clark in the Hall of Fame. Normal Clark? Not a Hall of Famer. But Porno Clark that Chicago news couldn't stop accidentally airing for weeks? He's the only way for the Cubs to get anyone into the Hall of Fame.

Nope, that's just you.

I don't have push-button transmission, but I have push-button start. I thought it was a dumb gimmick at first, but when I'm coming back from a business trip, my real keys are buried somewhere in a pair of jeans in my carry-on luggage (so that I don't forget them at the hotel or something.) How this feature hasn't made…

Yeah, I was saved by these before. Agreed that on a straight freeway during the day, this is a pretty superfluous feature. However, sometimes driving means going through a construction zone at 55-65 MPH, at night, with unmarked lane shifts everywhere, and an open question as to which lane line is the "real" one.

It's more about them automatically turning off when you get out of the car.

...Well, none, because they all need to track your location at a minimum, obviously, and they also will have share features, which gives it access to your phone and list of contacts. Do you have an actual example of something that seemed egregious? I'd be happy to talk through what those permissions actually mean in…

Right, and that whole arrangement is prone to frequent backfires exactly like this, and I suspect eventually the NBA will self-impose a higher limit.

I guess I put as much stock in an NBA player's high school play as I put in anyone else's ability to work in their profession while in high school.