You think he got onto the court because he stole someone's keycard or something?

I wouldn't put Packers fans in the bottom two slots, but some do have a St. Louis Cardinals thing going on.

I somewhat agree, and armchair medicine is even worse than armchair football. But, at a minimum, we can safely say that alcohol has gotten him in trouble, that he drinks a lot of it, and that he's previously sought treatment for it. Yes, it's from afar, but I know where the sun is from afar, too.

At first, I didn't trust the restaurant because of its lazy racism. But then, I digged a little deeper, and decided that I also didn't trust the restaurant because it alleges it can feed me a "cuddle fish." Seriously, DC?

Sure. She's fully aware that her story doesn't make sense to anyone, almost nobody would believe her, and is (apparently) lucid but for this delusion. What part of it do you think she can't give consent to? By that logic, she can't participate in the legal proceedings regarding her release.

You mean, you wouldn't enjoy dining with someone whose primary objective is to ensure the restaurant doesn't receive any profit? Or someone who wants you to know that the plastic tray of grape jelly sitting on the diner table is, in fact, not even artisanal??????????????

Oh, we can definitely merge.

Is anyone else seeing a romantic comedy here? What's Bradley Cooper up to?

After having watched this one thousand times (and several hundred more in reverse!) I have to say I agree with you and that I want nachos.

I think it's that there's just nothing additional to do. These things are like being in your living room, except stationary and, optionally, steering. The new S class is already nearly robotic driving in the city. Maybe an espresso dispenser?

Yeah, my other comment was a lot more flip than it should've been. That doesn't change the fact that we can expect at least a rudimentary moral compass out of a 17-year old.

I'm fully aware of the latest we know about adolescence, and I know researchers know believe the brain isn't even fully developed until the early-to-mid 20s - and that's just talking about the physiology of things, much less the contents of that brain!

Or unless it's every cat ever, in which case it daintily takes a shit, stomps around in said shit, then walks around every flat surface in the kitchen.

Protip: your coworker eats vegetables.

Kohler Design Center is awesome. Next time you're in Sheboygan, Wisconsin for world-class golf and to see what Gary IN was like when US Steel paid wages for work, I recommend checking it out.

No. If that logic can't apply in Steubenville it doesn't apply here.

Nah. He knew what he was doing. Shittiness kicks in very early - ever been to a Chuck E. Cheese?

CHRIS. YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

The Bacon piece has more going on with it, though, and he's a more contemporary artist (still just as dead as O'Keeffe, though.)

THEN HE NEEDS TO BE MUCH MORE PATIENT WITH SAID PRINCESS.