The Sixers wouldn't have it any other way.

He's probably accounted for the possibility that the team will improve in the next five years.

I have no idea which cartoon this is, but I'm so happy/disappointed that the writers got here and thought "Yep, this is a catchphrase."

No, Kat. Fuck you for not driving a Viper to school.

That car actually gets 90-95 hp, I believe, which is just a few horses fewer than the original (base) Mustang. I'm pretty sure that had a sport mode.

It depends on what you're going for. Need to iron a shirt? Jennifer Aniston's butt all the way.

"I might be a little more upfront about it as a way to both educate people in general and make it very, very clear that I was not down with what happened."

Having seen video of said ass, I'm wondering where the Photoshopping is...

I don't really think that's it. I think the diagnosis here is "Stupid asshole, not otherwise specified."

Counterfeit. Barely looks like a vagina.

Wait, how often do people clean bathtubs?

Cigarette is also dumb. If you couldn't wait five minutes to arrive at the destination, you can suffer the indignity of putting the cigarette out with a wet finger and putting the butt back in the pack for later.

My dealbreaker is women without any painful acne, so...

Eh, you can make the argument that in a high school history course, you'd be better off spending a week on Enlightenment, three days on the Revolutionary War, a week on the Articles of Confederation and then Actual Functioning government, then jump to the Civil War and resume the normal schedule from there.

They tried to buy from Boeing but couldn't. What exactly would the government do in your scenario? Ask Delta to buy a bunch of buses instead?

Well, they have to market to people who use the word "retarded" like that, soo...

You'll never guess what's in your car right now.

I don't hate it, and I get the sense that this car probably looks different in real life.

The hydrogen is compressed...

...no, you've just described what happens when there is no formalized trade agreement in place. You really think that nations enter into trade agreements so that anti-trade tariffs and violations of WTO intellectual property regulations can occur? I'm no fan of "free trade" but I have actual reasons for that.