myrajean
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myrajean

YOU’LL NEVER BE MEGAN FOLLOWS

Can’t you give him a break? English is his second language.

Cats are dicks. It probably spelled it wrong on purpose.

*argument

Oooh, you’re gonna get arrested, lol. My goal is to never, ever, refer to that man as “President” and to never, ever hear him speak. If he’s on tv, I turn the channel. If some shit hits the fan in a way that he would have a press conference or have to interrupt all the stations, I’ll turn the tv off and just read

Dear Billy Joel,

Or maybe it just shows that even a 12 year old can see what a fucking buffoon Trump is...

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

So, let me guess....now he’s gonna appoint a bunch of diplomats with pro-Russian ties/interests?

I wonder if dudes drew their dicks on parchment and sent it to women via pigeon back in the day.

Without Bette, there is no Beaches.

I am sure this is perfectly lovely but if I want to watch Beaches I will, you know, watch Beaches.

So I am thinking of opening an OkCupid account...would MrsBobbitt, or some variation on that theme be a bit much? I mean, I think it’s funny and I would date myself.

I suppose killing our national education system is one way they’ve figured out how to ensure a healthy supply of future Republican voters...

Yeah. This is one reason I fucking hate Kubrick and have literally trashed casual friendships over people defending this in the name of art. (I’ve trashed more longstanding friendships over Polanski but that’s a different matter.)

Fuck you for making me look this up.