YOU’LL NEVER BE MEGAN FOLLOWS
YOU’LL NEVER BE MEGAN FOLLOWS
Can’t you give him a break? English is his second language.
Cats are dicks. It probably spelled it wrong on purpose.
*argument
Last Thursday while we were all preparing to witness the unpalatable, NBC’s The Good Place, perhaps the best new…
Oooh, you’re gonna get arrested, lol. My goal is to never, ever, refer to that man as “President” and to never, ever hear him speak. If he’s on tv, I turn the channel. If some shit hits the fan in a way that he would have a press conference or have to interrupt all the stations, I’ll turn the tv off and just read…
Dear Billy Joel,
Or maybe it just shows that even a 12 year old can see what a fucking buffoon Trump is...
National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
Saying goodbye to Michelle Obama has been an agonizing process. The Tonight Show gave ordinary citizens a chance to…
So, let me guess....now he’s gonna appoint a bunch of diplomats with pro-Russian ties/interests?
I wonder if dudes drew their dicks on parchment and sent it to women via pigeon back in the day.
Without Bette, there is no Beaches.
I am sure this is perfectly lovely but if I want to watch Beaches I will, you know, watch Beaches.
So I am thinking of opening an OkCupid account...would MrsBobbitt, or some variation on that theme be a bit much? I mean, I think it’s funny and I would date myself.
I suppose killing our national education system is one way they’ve figured out how to ensure a healthy supply of future Republican voters...
Yeah. This is one reason I fucking hate Kubrick and have literally trashed casual friendships over people defending this in the name of art. (I’ve trashed more longstanding friendships over Polanski but that’s a different matter.)
Fuck you for making me look this up.
In a 1928 issue of the film and celebrity magazine Photoplay, Joan Crawford shared one of her favorite recipes with…