Emotional support, yes, in spades, but I’m not going to treat him like he’s terminal until he’s at least gone to see an expert. He will make his own dermatologist appointment. I am not his social secretary any more than he is mine.

DAMMIT, PINKHAM.

I dunno, giving a .357 mag. to a 7 year old seems like a bad idea.

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

Omg this reminds me of an argument I had with a (republican) guy during the 2008 election who thought he caught all liberals in a gotcha! moment because (in his mind) if you’re liberal it’s sexist to not vote for Sarah Palin. His argument was basically, “Oh so you liberal hypocrites say you want a woman in office, but…

I had no idea MRA existed until today. I wish I could back to yesterday now...

No hymen, no diamond? No problem!

Things I hate to admit (journalist here):

It absolutely is. “I don’t want your meatballs” is my new favorite way to tell someone to fuck off.

“We’ll take it from here.”

I’m too scared to try timder. I fear I’ll see a boss of mine or teacher on it. Or worse an ex.

Sometimes I re-watch that Diamond Dan scene for science.

I totally agree. With their particular characters and chemistry, it seemed a foregone conclusion that they were going to be together so the will they/won’t they going on too long would have just been exhausting and pointless. I think what’s way more interesting (both on TV and in real life, for that matter) is how…

YEAH! stupid diamond dan and...

I can look at him sometimes and think he’s definitely not sexy, and look at him other times and think wow he’s sexy how did I miss it? He’s like #thedress of sexiness.

Dear Bristol Palin:

This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…

I always thought these were so dumb, and then Danny Castellano wore them.