Getting that tattooed on my BF’s penis, brb.

I like to think that she looked like this.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

Oh, my God - PanAm. Even as it slowly fell apart, it was still a primo airline. I was lucky enough to use their Protocol Department for a year or so (I was PA to a Famous Person), and it was heaven. We’d drive right up to the plane, and then disembark is some foreign capital with the Name’s car waiting planeside. And…

wait wait i got one more

Hey Luna. GOOD GIRL. Personal Luna fav:

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

“Fortunately, we had a pretty good relationship with the local cops (again, this was Canada, not America, so all the young cops had Women’s Studies degrees and wanted to help poor people and shit). “

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

Uhhhhhh c’mon how is this a contest.

Seriously. SO SORRY your vacation is ruined by your unborn baby that you supposedly wanted.

Let us pray that we are on minute 14 of Courtney Stodden’s 15 minutes of fame.

Well, if you were going to found a town called Swastika, you would put it on the Blanche river...

I laughed. (from Newfoundland, living in Alberta)

Riding across Canada is great. Everyone from the Maritimes does it.

I once sat next to a girl at the movies who produced, seemingly out of nowhere, a steaming hot bowl of French onion soup and proceeded to loudly slurp it for the first 15 minutes of the movie. It was the weirdest and most impressive damn thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

She said several times she was afraid to speak to him, because he flew off the handle at every slight and she just wanted peace. And when she did speak up (the closet-hogging situation) he just flat out ignored her and did what he wanted. If she had pushed him on it, she would probably be hanging in the closet next to…

Let’s not forget that gay people should be legally prevented from getting married because it is such a sacred institution.