myrajean
Lizziebennet
myrajean

So, basically, what I’m hearing you say is... I’m immortal?

Honestly, I really need to know why the Conservative Right is so fucking obsessed with the contents of my vagina.

I'd love a week of only hotel / movie theatre stories. I can only imagine what those poor souls have to put up with in a daily basis...

It’s funny how love can make the unbearable tolerable. I love Mr R to distraction but his Eastern European parents taught him to hold his fork disturbingly like a spoon. (at least I tell myself that’s why he does it)

I have only seen this in picture form. Played your gif and saw he's chewing with his mouth open. For whatever reason I'm irrationally enraged.

I’m so ready for this

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Right? It’s insane troll logic, but like, even worse.

Brandi made the comment about Joanna Krupa, a Housewife from Miami. She said she heard it from Yolanda Foster’s ex Mohammed. The other night at a restaurant she sent Joanna a $40. salmon dish. No, I have no good excuse for knowing this.

omfg. as shitty as I feel during and before my period (I have pmdd) I am always happy that it comes and I’m not pregnant. I know I’m not alone in that and I could not give two shits about the “loss of life.” Also, by that metric, shouldn’t every dude just get destroyed emotionally every time they masturbate? Think of

I’m due to give birth in September and my hospital allows your dog to visit. I’m pretty excited about being able to bond as a family.

Comparing whether a police offer should be punished for shooting someone to a kid smoking pot is one of the worst comparisons I’ve ever read. I’m honestly a little impressed.

(Editor’s Note: If you think she deserved to have her life ruined on account of some weed, do us all a favor and go fuck yourself)

Right? These Degrassi “Johnny Come Latelys” make me roll my eyes.

I grew up on the originals. Like, The Kids Of Degrassi Street times.

Damn. :(

Maybe they only shop at Gap and Old Navy. They have the craziest vanity sizing around!! (And, yes, that is half the reason I frequent those stores.)

A nurse friend of mine who delivered a breast pump for Kate at their place in Colorado (Aspen, I think), said the same thing — they are super nice and down to earth.

Don’t get the wrong idea about me! My Dad bought the land with his brothers in the late 50’s and they all built the cottages themselves, we pretty much took over the bay :) It’s a cottage cottage. Not one of the McMansion monstrosities that are going up everywhere.