Perhaps at the point when that might even be even remotely likely, which is not now.

Last year, I reread the trifecta of '80s goodness: The Thorn Birds, Scruples and Master of the Game. I highly recommend you all do the same.

that's a kitten that has just realized it made a very bad mistake.

I hated that song. I complained about it in music class(I might have cried) and the teacher stopped making us sing it. I really hope no has to sing it anymore.

yessss I was gonna say that!

didn't they teach us a song about this to all elementary school aged kids? I assumed this was a warning to us all that cats are satans pets.

'On Christmas Day, Smith took her baby son, Johnny "B.J." Kimble, to his great-aunt's house. When the great-aunt saw burns on B.J.'s hand, thigh and lower leg, she told Smith to take the boy to a hospital, prosecutors said. But Smith didn't do that '

Yeah...this is the first time I've read one of these and thought..."Is it really ALL the customer's fault?" I mean, even just reading about it I knew she clearly wanted a latte. I get it, Starbucks sucks if you're working in an independent coffee house (and actually if you dont), but come on.

Since when did it become a customer's right to be ignorant.

I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady, but doesn't "cafe" literally translate from French to English as "coffee"? As such, isn't a "coffee latte" really exactly the same damn thing as a "cafe latte"? Suck up the fact that she's an idiot and can't comprehend it is supposed to be cafe and…

Yeah thats him. And yeah, tattoos+ beardy beard= flying panties.

All of it reads like an SVU episode.

The "female college student raped by male peers" story has been done so many times, although I'm not sure the "boyfriend orchestrating his girlfriend's rape" angle has been done. But it probably will be.

Mmmmm…. Now I want hotdogs. Mmmmm hotdogs…

What is the deal with this "wifey" shit I'm seeing lately? Is this some sort of meme? That whacked-out Smith kid's shirt says "ain't no wifey"...huh? And I know this dude who just got married and his new wife wears a "wifey" T shirt all the time. I'm missing something here.

This will make me sound like an old curmudgeon but WTF, that's age inappropriate. Yes I know kids grow up quickly these days, but that t-shirt shouldn't be on a 14 year old unless she changes in to it when her parents aren't around and they don't catch her which is typical of 14 year olds, but we know that isn't the…

If it is, I think I totally had it. I was way better at being a mom in those first few weeks than I had any right to be. I was running on pure, unfiltered hormones. In some people that manifests as PPD, and hoo boy, was I EXPECTING PPD, giving my long and storied history with MDD. I got lucky, pure and simple. Sounds…

OH GOD I HATE THAT. You can feel them plop out, and just nooooooope

someone needs to sing that jingle in a super creepy version. Do it now, people!