She should've acknowledged the song's meaning, but I'm not really about these Internet pile-ons lately. I just never see them bring about much dialogue or real change. Celebrities continue making these missteps, the usual comment drama ensues, the overwrought think pieces roll out like clockwork, the apologies are…

dainty, cute periods AHAHAHAHAA

Madam ;)

Happened to me too. I had an intestinal emergency and the plumbing decided at that moment that nope, it was done, wasn't doin' it any more.

So it was the restaurants fault for giving you food poisoning then. what did you eat and how could it have been mishandled, we can speculate or you.

This is my biggest fear having IBS. I bless your bravery in leaving a tip. I would have snuck out the window/HVAC.

This is why I will only ever poop at home.

"Relieve my bowels tout suite" is the most beautiful phrasing for "I needed to shit" I have ever heard, and for that, this Brit thanks you.

So it was YOU!

I support him in his condemnation of transphobia, but can we please retire the phrase "last accepted form of prejudice?" Given how frequently it's used and how diverse the variety of prejudices it's deployed with, I think it's obvious that there are still lots of pretty widely accepted forms of prejudice. We're a…

I used to have really heavy, terrible ones from the time I started at 13 til I was about 18. Cramps and backaches like crazy, plus random huge gushes that would basically ruin all my shit. Made even worst by the fact that the year before I started my period, I was in an accident and had an injury that caused a shit…

I disagree, I don't think its any "black" features that make it look porny. I guess its the makeup, hair, lips, etc. You can have thicker lips and still look perfectly presentable. I have fuller lips myself. But sometimes you have to judge, and these dolls are trashy.

LOL. This dude also claimed to have "hacked" her phone using Cydia in some magical fashion that doesn't work.

As an attorney in a no-fault state, unless there was a prenup with an infidelity clause, I would tell my client not to bother.

why would two college kids getting married have a pre-nup? I think they are great for people who have kids from another relationship or if there is a lot of family money somewhere, but this does not strike me as a normal thing for college sweethearts to have?

I'm with the "this is fake" crowd. There have been too many inconsistencies and unbelievable twists and turns.

LOL, JINX! I can't believe it wasn't noticed by any person writing about this non-story that Miss Israel must have taken the photo!

I missed this entirely. I am disappoint!

But did they get a degree in African American studies, though? Know anything about lentils? Tsk tsk.

Oh god, you're one of those goofy little burners who hates Jez and everyone who comments here but can't stop showing up anyway? I love your work!