There is a lot of things that dont make sense in that, well, the entire universe should have collapsed in itself by now, but i’ve learned to just go with it—-this show is obviously more of the swashbuckling type pure popcorn entertainment than a strict science-based model.

I seem to remember a lot of profanity and a woman who turned into a creature sprouting tentacles from many human orifices.

‘Crammed down one man’s throat’ is another man’s ‘Hey look it’s more BB8, alright!’. Seems you are a minority so open wide!

I obviously don’t frequent the same places io9 do because outside of here, nobody gives a fuck about Barb.

When I first encountered the Barb fandom, I just assumed I’d missed an episode, where she did something amazing and memorable. I assumed I’d get to see what all the fuss was about.

It’s the reddit dipshits. That’s all there is to it.

No one takes their kid on PoTC to teach them about the horrors of rape in the 17th century.

Yeah but also like...if your kid is trans they’re going to experience dysphoria anyway right? Because they have sex characteristics that do not belong to the gender they identify as. So really this is about the parents and it’s going to be annoying as fuck for their poor kid from a legal standpoint.

I don’t suppose it matters on the birth certificate, but it does seem a little foolish to just pretend sex has no relationship to health. You don’t need to force anything on a child, but that is medically necessary information regardless of what gender, if any, the child identifies with.

For 15 seconds but, yes, Aspirin is in this.

Don’t you mean Astro?

Sometimes people just really don’t understand until they have kids of their own. Was nice conversing with you as well.

I am not sure which Mario Bros. started it, but Nintendo put a system into the newer games where if you cannot complete a level after several tries, a block appears at the start of the level. In said block is a gold leaf that turns you into a gold invincible raccoon on steroids. The idea was it would allow children or…

I was sad when this show was cancelled. It wasn’t great but I thought it was adorably ridiculous.

I really hate it when people say “maybe, juuuust maybe” when they argue with people and the fact that you typed it out makes me irrationally despise you.

This.

As a 23 year old male without kids I can sympathize with you. While I love Guardians of the Galaxy, they’re parts I wouldn’t want my future kids to see. That being said I did watch a ton of James Bond films as a kid and I’m sure any and all innuendo went right over my head.

It’s a damn shame to see all the people lining up on the thread to tell you that it’s your fault and that you should be a better parent. Clearly, they don’t have a clue.

You do see Chris Pine nude and with his crotch covered, but the comment about his size is veiled enough that an 8 or 10 year old probably won’t pick up on it. She asks if he is “an average example of a male”, and he describes himself as “above average” - but then goes on to justify that by saying he’s a spy, that…