Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

So ah, Capela is singing this tune without accompaniment?

Scouting report:

Lias Andersson, more like Pjoor Spjort

I’m having trouble coming to terms with how cool this is.

I don’t get it. If it’s a state law issue, why are the feds involved?

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

“Fuck You Dave”

Man, I hope this comes to Android before nobody cares anymore.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

His HoF bust should have a pressure sensitive head that results in a hidden fist punching anyone that touches it.

Racism? At an Indians game?

Eat, sleep, train.

Is this good Kinja? I can’t tell..

I’ve been saying it for years. We need to call them drive arounds. This is what happens when you send mixed messages.

I wonder how black locker room dildos feel about playing in Boston.

Extremely rare? I’d call that extremely well done.

“We shoulda had more time.”