Have to say, the RAM driver did a great job getting his truck slid into just the right position.

Go watch a Danish movie called The Green Butchers, one of his “earlier” movies. He’s got a great niche as an actor very funny.

Had no idea he was even still on an NBA team. When I saw the ATL on his uniform I was wondering what Chinese team that would be

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

I’d really like to imagine Beane himself behind that A’s twitter feed.

Sometimes I wish we had the Browns’ problems tbh..

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Fastenating.

Katmandidn’t

That’s my son! He’s fine. A couple scraped elbows and a huge grin. 14 year old JT Vukovcan. Wants Kang to sign his ball.

Leading Red Gives Message to America’s Children: “Get Cancer”

I would appreciate some alliteration to try and get more variety

Yeah, like Jason Kipnis would know.

Shit. We know what happened the last time Mohammed was fed up with the jets.

Best I could do on short notice....

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

-Newspaper headline in Philadelphia, 1933-present