@jeffk:

@franco1975:

Stoner #1: "Dude... I wish we had some munchies."

@ploopsy: Agreed. He also tried putting chains across the entrances to the lot during lunch, but that turned away clients. He's not the brightest guy, and he's got a HUGE ego. #officeculture

Rhetorical question: What do you do about a boss (the company owner) who picks fights with and spits on strangers parking in our lot to eat lunch in the shade? #officeculture

Here in San Diego, our winter survival needs are ice, lime juice, tequila, triple sec, salt and a blender.

@paintbox: Ich bin ein Berliner? Nein! Ich bin ein HAMBURGER! #text

I like Duck Island's generator, the Pseudo German in particular:

I loop my cellphone charging cord through my key ring, so when I leave I can't forget my phone.

Not so useless. You could use this to make photorealistic stencils for all sorts of things - posters, even cake decorating.

@Mozoltov, motherfucker:

Do these tips work for dismembered body parts too?

@Ramen Junkie:

@Software_Goddess:

I KIND OF LIKE THE IDEA OF SPEAKING UP. THANKS FOR THE TIP! (sorry for yelling)

@aerospaceman:

@aerospaceman:

Actually, I think it's just light being refracted through ice crystals. I guess that's a sundog?

Sky Sperm!

@OCEntertainment: