For posterity's sake, you should know about this typo:

Just in time to honor Les Paul, who died today.

They should have left 'em in the bowls backstage...

@Phoshi:

@Monamo:

It keeps crashing during the install for me. Bugger all.

My mistake. I've been "fudgeting" all day. That would explain why I'm gaining weight.

As odd as it may sound, I find that if I turn 180 degrees in bed so my head is where my feet usually are, it helps me sleep in hot weather.

@dsh:

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you!!!

Hmm? What? Did you say something?

I blow my nose INTO my socks, and I'm perked up for the rest of the day.

Even doing tilt-shift in Photoshop doesn't give an accurate result. For instance, let's say the top of a pole that's 50 feet away is at the same area of a picture where the horizon is. Using blurring filters will blur the top of the pole as much as the horizon. Careful masking can help solve that problem, but there…

@four12:

Emailed, and I believe that as of right now I'm the high bidder in the graft auction and the low bidder in the request for proposals.

Unfortunately, I can tell you what DOESN'T make a workplace great. Times two.

For me, about halfway through Sunday, realizing I'm a dead man walking facing the prospect of Mondays.

@TommySez:

Did they filter out all the LGBT songs?