I feel like I’m going more crazy reading these comments. This report means Jude Law is playing an American. He’s not playing an Italian. He’s not playing Chef Boyardee. He’s playing an American who happens to be of Italian heritage. He’s a fantastic actor so I’m fully confident he can portray an American just like…

This is a gay porn star, right? I feel like I recognize this face from, like, boy butter ads or something. I swear I’ve seen him in a window display here in Chelsea....

I have a 19 year old sister who ALWAYS ORDERS FUCKING CHICKEN STRIPS/FINGERS when we go to restaurants.

Desky!!

Desky is perfect!

omg desky is the best term for this. (i’ve gotten desky since starting my job, the struggle is so real)

"Dadbod" is interesting, but a while back I started designating the bodies of urban middle aged men (doesn't go to the gym, not fat, not skinny,just somewhat....diminished) as "Desky".

I STILL AM UNSURE

Yeah. I loved that doc but couldn't tell if I loved her or hated her.

Jackie Siegel is both my spirit animal and my nemesis.

A Templar Order?...from 1100 bc?Well, they’ve got courage I’ll give them that. Not much intelligence though.

For the glory of Satan! (And hyperbole!) I was going for self-deprecation, considering I mention that I don’t own/can’t get a dishwasher several times.

So, some environmental economists would argue they are. We have tons and tons of landfill space in this country (even though there’s the “not in my backyard” issue). In terms of immediacy, we’re much more likely to run into a problem running out of water or completely fucking up our planet using energy long before…

A dishwasher is an absolute requirement in any place I live. There’s nothing I hate more than hand washing dishes.

Sucks to be those of us in rentals with no dishwasher. Wasting our money, time, water, self-respect, etc.

Amen... I’ve never understood the “but it will grow back darker/thicker/pricklier/whatever.” Okay...? So shave again? What do you think men with irregular or patchy growth do? They shave again when the hair comes back. Once it’s part of you’re routine it’s just another thing you do in the bathroom that needs to be…

And the post shave stuff doesn’t smell all manly? Like maybe I could use it on my pubes and not be afraid of all the ingrowns ever in the world ever?

I have hair on my chin. WHAT. So most days I try to pluck (it's sparse enough that I can) because I also still get acne, and sometimes a razor can really irritate it. However, some days, just a clean two second job takes care of the chin, and about once a week on the upper lip to take care of the little bit of hair…

Agree with starlilies and I think it’s pretty established that the fear you described is a myth.

I know there are more scientific articles on this, but I think the hair just appears thicker. When you're shaving, you're cutting off hair. When you're waxing, you're pulling the hair out. So when hair is visible after waxing, you're getting non-cut hair (so the ends are pointy). But that's my thought process, just on…