I've always liked this one.

Lauren Bacall, because why not.

I think they’re cool as hell.

So fucking calm. Like the waters around Atlantis as it sinks into the sea.

No.

They’re feet for fucks sake, clean ones at that. Leave her alone.

Totally. What a disgusting garbage monster she is for daring to have only clean, neat, presentable feet.

she will fit right in

“The View” is like my grandmothers.

Oh her voice...... not good.....what happened there?

The song is petty. I like it. What I don’t like is her voice in it.

Return the cart before you buckle her in?

They’re shielding the identity of the child for his privacy, but you know, its not out of the question that this child does have developmental disabilities. Lots of kids do. It’s also possible he was acting on a dare, was bullied into doing it, or all kinds of other things. I don’t really see the point in scrutinizing…

As a hypochondriac with pretty severe OCD, this would be my worst nightmare. I’d have to just throw out the kid and get a whole new one.

He is from Bennett though... Truthfully I’ve never been there but I worked with a couple people from there. They weren’t the brightest and the super conservative, religious, racist shit that they always said sucked as well.

A kid who puts things in their mouth is a toddler NOT an 8 year old. What the fuck kid?

Your waiter quietly mutters “can i....can i get you a coffee?” in an accent slightly British, and slightly continental. Your eyes make contact, just a little too long, but then his glasses flash, as he turns away and blushes. He brings you your latte, there is a single heart drawn in foam on it.

This. Oh hell yeah, this ^.

Her, Doctor Oz, the anti-vaxers and a host of other ‘snake oil’ sales types are putting countless people at risk. They are usually protected by free speech rights so it’s buyer beware.

I have those lips. As far as I am concerned they ARE happening... because they are on my face. Where... things are happening? I’m veering into bukakke here but sometimes you just gotta let your own face be off trend!