Yeah, it’s . . . wow. She’s changed, man.

But Francis has shown in his two-year papacy that he is less interested in having the church police doctrinal boundaries than in demonstrating mercy and love for the poor and vulnerable — the very work that most of the women’s religious orders under investigation have long been engaged in.

I’d figure every inch of her (including her baby hairs) have been lasered away. What could she possible have left to laser?

We’re veering very close to Muppet territory here with the fillers.

If I sleep on my back, I will snore because my tits will choke me out.

I’m assuming that’s one of the tweets that KK gets $25,000 for? ‘cause if not, WTF?

oh honey

i like dakota.

if you really think about it, we are all the cunt-punch girl.

Uh, based on Beyonce’s history, it’s really safe to assume she would never do this. Madonna repeatedly does shit like this. Troll logically, plz.

Hi, I’m Drake. I bring my chair with me wherever I go!

He's already a naturally awkward dude, so this is hilarious to me.

Hmmm. Not to happy to say I saw a shittonne of those comments coming from Jez commenters as well. I don't fucking like the chick but there's enough awful things about her personality to rag on , you don't need to go straight for the "she looks like an emaciated alien" jab.

Making jokes about people's dress sense isn't the same as mocking other women's bodies. Also even if she's being hypocritical this is still pretty sad?

Singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell "awake and in good spirits" in LA hospital intensive care unit, her agent tweets - @BBCBreaking

Um.

It's super obnoxious. She looks great, and I'm sure it's working for her, but I don't want to see her sweaty face every day!

I feel like female pop stars and drag queens are slowing merging, like the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies.

I have a FB friend who does "sweaty selfies" every. fucking. day. after here "pyo workout". She's basically just trying to get customers. Every photo she takes increases the likelihood I will NEVER want in on her pyramid scheme.

Oh lovely, a new way to never shut the fuck up about Crossfit.