That owl is clearly my spirit animal.

No. The Republican platform disrespects and demeans women more then the Democrat platform. I don't think that, though. I know that.

Awe, shucks. You're making me blush!

Jesus. That's fucking horrible. I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm sure it was a beautiful necklace. It's really unfortunate that corporations and corporately owned things such as Taylor Swift have to come down hard on people trying to make an honest living selling beautiful things. I love Etsy. This makes me so…

I think this says more about her pursuit of fame than it does her love of music. Nobody that loved music would say something as inane as that.

Although, this is what society has become: all material and no substance. She wants to SAY she's got a Grammy. How gross.

While Pitbull has some redeemable attributes (most people do), his overwhelming sexism is at the forefront of my mind whenever I read about him.

I'm a liberal, non-American. Even though I'm not a Republican, I can understand why they want him; his ideas about what women are reflect their ideas of what women are like a…

*Reads Demi Lovato's tweet*

That Hayley Mills part paired with the cat/Black Eyed Peas video have me DYING.

Yeah! What an awful thing to do to a child that has only genes in common with someone who died long before them. Just not fair. That's why I don't plan on naming any of my kids (if I ever have any) after anyone in particular.

I know! I could cry when I think of how harshly that was held against her. I'm really happy the stigma of that movie is finally going away.

And yeah, being totally hot helps. Haha.

Bahaha. I think you're right. I felt the same! That horrible wig they put him in didn't really help, either. That's not the Zack Morris hair that I (literally) fell in love with.

Joining you in the anti-aging serum thing. I'm going to be so lotioned up, I'm going to feel like an amphibian. In 22 years, I want to look…

Elizabeth Berkley... I think I gasped when she came out. She looks PHENOMENAL. They all do, but she looks like she hasn't changed a day here when she's put back in the whole getup. Amazing.

I feel like I really identify with Reese Witherspoon because when Instagraming things in cups, we both make sure to leave a similar measurement of space between the lip of the cup all four sides of the end of the picture.

This took courage that would send the Cowardly Lion into a jealous rage.

Awe, thank you. I appreciate it! I try to err on the side of caution (sometimes). Hehe.

YES. GATHER THE TORCHES (AND PITCHFORKS BECAUSE TRADITION).

I have always been so conflicted about my appearance. Sometimes I think I'm bloody hideous. So much so that I keep my eyes lowered when I'm out walking around. I'm afraid to see people look at me.

I've been scouted as a model, I became a model (for the summer until I quit because I didn't believe I was good enough),…

It really grinds my gears that Kate gets comparisons to Diana all the time. I can only imagine naming the poor child Diana would only sentence the kid to a lifetime of constantly being compared to one of the most revered women in history. Don't do her a disservice even before she's born.

Christ. Name her Roberta…

You know, I'm sure you're right. I'm pretty sensitive when it comes to body snarking so I tend to go right for the negative... But I suppose harmlessly poking fun at a baby is alright. My mind just goes to a bad place. Damn you, society!!

Ooh, you're bad.

But I like it.