Yes, you do have to turn in your feminist card. At least until you understand that you don't get to be a feminist and also declare which kind of women you find to be more "ideal," whether or not you are a woman.

Naturally, if you're overreacting, you're going to think I'm under-reacting and that might seem lazy to you... But as someone who is a devout feminist and a known crazy liberal, even I know that you have to consider the source. I don't think Kelly Faircloth has a warrant out for your ovaries. Save your energy for…

Correct.

Um. I think you're overreacting a little bit.

What are you talking about? You did an excellent job.

I'm just surprised Teresa Giudice was coherent during the taping of her cooking segment for glam. She actually seemed pretty tolerable. I wonder if her airhead persona is more of a schtick for the Housewives...

It's a reference from the movies "Grumpy Old Men" and "Grumpier Old Men."

And YOU forgot Canada, and the other commonwealth realms in which the monarchy is of equal importance.

The ENGLISH monarchy just so happens to also be the monarchy of other places due to colonialism, etc. It's still technically right to just call them the England's monarchy. The Queen's main residence is in England.

I'm not even vegan and I don't have eggs in the fridge right now, but I DO have ground flaxseed, silken tofu and chia seeds. They're just those things that you stock pile up, unlike eggs where you usually just buy some after you run out.

Ehhhh... I can't help but think this is truly mean, and certainly not in the Christmas spirit. The woman isn't 20 anymore, and she's singing live in the cold. Goodness. That's more than you can ask for from ANY pop star for Christmas. She wasn't THAT awful. Maybe she was having an off night. Who cares, and I'm not…

BILL COSBY WAS NICE TO ME SO HE CAN'T BE A RAPIST BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE NOT MULTIFACETED AT ALL THEY ARE JUST WHATEVER THEY ARE TO ME AND THATS IT GUYZ JEEEZ. I'M A WARRIOR 4 WOMEN STILL THO. KTHX

- Jill Scott

Hot pink track suits? It makes me ill that some people haven't grown out of the early 2000s.

This show was so unwatchable. She seemed so awkward and completely uninterested in everything going on. As soon as she started this talk show, I had to unlike her Facebook page... It just turned into the same old shit you get from any talk show. It wasn't her anymore. It was kinda gross.

It worked! Thank you. I love Lifehacker for stuff like this.

God, I love this sick little community of mine. Something I've never checked out before! Gonna YouTube it now.

Ps. Best username ever. Selena4lyfe.

NO CREDIT TO MY PERSONALITY OR ANYTHING BECAUSE IT'S JUST THE BLOWIES THAT KEEP US GOING. LOL. REAL RELATIONSHIP ADVICE Y'ALL.

With regard to the whole Meghan Trianor thing, it sort of goes to show that perhaps her whole body positivity thing might just be a gimmick and not actually sincere in any way. Body positivity isn't just about accepting your OWN body, it's also about accepting other peoples' bodies; realizing their bodies are not…

She is definitely someone I look to as a role model, although I haven't seen her in much lately either! Her smile tells me she doesn't fuss over much, so maybe I'll make it a point to not get so worked up over things. Whenever I do from this point forward I'll just say... "Geena Davis. Geena Davissss."

Are we absolutely sure this was Australia and not Florida.

I think that describes her just beautifully!