you’re a fuckin clown if you think white dudes don’t get the beatdown all the fucking time from cops

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the world:

I know you meant “depreciation,” but the use of the word “deprecation” gives this entire statement a whole new and oddly appropriate meaning.

When are we all going to agree that today’s world is NOT EVEN CLOSE to having driverless cars be commonplace? And this has nothing to do with kangaroos.

Ursivecay isway eryvay ifficultday

HA! Touche!

Yeah seriously, it seems that bank executives stealing money and then getting bailed out by the tax payer is a bigger crime then cheating an emissions test.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Just put down the phone Grandpa! That’s right step away from the phone!”

This is a country of laws. Our freedoms exist because of those law are enforced, we can not pick and choose which laws we enforce to suit our current mood.

If they chose to not respect Federal law all Federal funding should be stripped from them and any city/state organizations who support their defiance.

Do you not…

I’m not sure how this necessarily makes sense. The key word I see here is “illegal” immigrants. I have no problem with people who want to immigrate to the US. I have a problem with people bypassing the system and taking advantage of government resources without the government knowing they are here. Does any other…

It sounds like there’s enough trim being passed around that a bait cart would be rendered useless.

“ladaladaladalada...” is not as impressive. :P

Please continue updating us about this story. I finally found a reason to come to Deadspin after all these years.

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

“after complaints from residents”

I’m assuming she entered a 1-way construction zone illegally and the truck driving towards her was the pilot car.

BMW as a graduation gift? I’m assuming she entered a 1-way construction zone illegally and the truck driving towards her was the pilot car.

aUTOcad 4LIFE!

There are some very successful vehicles on that list. Including the original Ford Bronco that was produced for 30 years and five generations. I’m going to have to call bullshit on his thesis.