You can get laid in any car. Just aim lower.

Bullnose flareside i6 for $400 NP

For an active post-lifestyle.

Revs up AND down without hassle, so that’s good news.

that looks like a sports utility hearse

I see proto-Cadillac current styling in that front.

Which part of murdered-out Range Rover practicing evasive driving tactics at high speed makes this a surprise to you?

Passat = Sweet 16 First Car, guaranteed to be wrecked in a year.

This just means that someone at Uber will start an engineering consulting firm on the side, contract development of autonomous driving to that side firm, and that side firm will hire Levandowski as a consultant.

Russians everywhere. Does it matter that my wife is Russian? Nice person.

Jalopnik is way ahead of you.

For all we know it’s some white guy who works on a building site who just got dumped by his girlfriend and went a bit apeshit.

read the bottom of the plate. Manufacturer.

Suicide doors or GTFO.

For the colonials here, “Pimp My Ride” translates into Irish as “Scanger Me Banger”!

I just want to go on record to say that Cornell’s work with Audioslave is by far some of his best songs. It was an impressive mix of self-reflection and philosophy and really highlighted Chris’s impressive vocal range.

You can wash all the sand out with your included garden hose!

I did so much stupid stuff growing up that I would now be totally screwed for.

LAND Rover.

Actually, that used to be the case, but there are a lot of turbo fours out there these days with a lot of low end torque. I still think a belt-driven s/c would be superior for crawling, and the only thing that might be better than a Hemi would be a hybrid four (imagine big battery torque backed up by the fuel savings…