Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

Remember, because of this stupidity, the All-Star game determines homefield advantage in the Series. AL won it this year, so Cleveland will host Game 1 regardless of the NLCS.

One other thing to keep in mind: The starter was Ryan Merritt, a rookie that was making only his second start, and pitched 4.1 shutout innings and two hits before handing it over to the three-headed beast of Shaw, Miller and Allen. That in itself is impressive.

Knowing James Gunn, you probably nailed the inspiration for the poster on the head.

Not getting to base on your own merit could be considered Sloth, a mortal sin.

Curt Schilling, the elite meme curator and former MLB pitcher made famous by refusing to recognize when he didn’t have a leg to stand on

My first thought of chili and cinnamon rolls is “yeah, that’s weird.”

They explained in the TBS broadcast that a bandage on the throwing hand is against MLB rules as it could affect the ball.

One morbid way they could tie the message into multiplayer is to have the epitaphs that appear in the first level show up every time you die. Have a random name generator, and there you go. 

Life tip: If you start ANY phrase with the term “Now I don’t want to sound like a ____” DON’T FUCKING SAY IT.

Amazing Animals and I Swear they were Here a Minute Ago.

The article isn’t about how offensive these are. It’s that these costumes are just stupid, copyright-infringing carbon copy vinyl pieces of shit.

Remember, they tried stretching The Hobbit, Tolkien’s shortest book, into three movies. Math says no way.

Interesting Beasts and Maybe Try Looking at a Map For Once?

This is Hilary Clinton. WHY THE HELL WASN’T IT PROTECTED FROM HACKERS IN THE FIRST PLACE?

I’ve used both the DualShock4 and the Xbox One controller, and while the DS4 is a massive improvement on the design, I still think the X1 controller is better.

Because of this, the Blue Jays have the shortest championship drought of the remaining teams, at 26 years.

I’m pretty sure “Marc” and “Nationals” aren’t accepted words either. Everyone’s a cheat!

Every time I see a pitcher HR, I’m always reminded of this commercial: