If I’m hiring, and a resume which refers to the anything as “the upstart David to the Goliath” of anything crosses my desk, that’s as far as I’m skimming, and the resume is getting round-filed.

You should have hit the turbo boost button to jump the car out of the way, I guess

they sold 2016 cars in 2015 I suppose ?

I will make it easier for you, cross having kids off the list. Want to make sure, ask someone that has some under 3 year olds if you can borrow them for a week.

Why anybody would ever want to live in that shithole is beyond me. Where I live, a bad commute means slowing down to 45, and parking is free.

That’s such a dick move. Personally, I like the feeling I get when I give some random person my space.