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Oftentimes, I wonder about the kinda stuff I’d buy if I was insanely rich.
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is the Cliff Clavin of Michael Scotts.
The fatal shooting of Daunte Wright on Sunday by a Minnesota police officer immediately prompted calls for the…
“...so how you feel, frustrated, irritated, sometimes I don’t know myself, I be too numb, to feel something…
In the immediate aftermath of the police shooting of Jacob Blake last August, the Milwaukee Bucks refused to take…
I think Hawley is especially dangerous because, unlike Gaetz, Taylor-Greene, Trump, DeSantis, Kemp, and many others, he’s not a blithering idiot. I don’t think he believes in much of anything except that he can ride a bunch of stupid, angry, white, men, to personal power.
In the first quarter of 2021, Missouri Sen. and resident Republican fuckboi Josh Hawley raised some $3 million, a…
A few years ago, while covering a story on Republican New Hampshire legislator Werner Horn, I summoned the best and…
So, we already know that Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) is a Trump-thirst trapping, alleged child sex trafficking,…
Republican SpankBang, aka Fox News, is known for its plethora of white men spouting lies to an audience of dunces.
Kevin Durant, who was last seen getting fined $50,000 for calling some attention-starved white boy a “pale pasty cum…
《Affected Valley Girl accent with Kardashian vocal burr update》
After over a week of testimonies, it’s become increasingly clear that the defense is leaning on the idea that George…
I have what could be a simple answer to this problem. Showrunners, bookers and producers, take note:
Matt Gaetz is the definition of a groupie, but a very bad one whose groupie skills are so weak or unimportant that…
Fun fact: That manifesto is what made me determined to be hired as a full-time member of The Root staff. We love you, we’ll miss you, we salute you!
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