The way things seem to be going, we might need a comment section over there, but only if you care to bump my formal request, of course.

Hey there.  At least we got some dogs...and it’s only Tuesday!

Don’t forget to tap the “save” button on these sports blogs to show them some love!

The dope was in the crease!

The nostalgia you provided me with this Canadian childhood offering is nothing in comparison to the nostalgia you are now providing to several others, my friend.

I read every article on The Root, but I don’t always get to the comment section. If I see you around, you’ll likely be black because I am familiar with and have enjoyed your comments at the place in which you used to be black.

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Starred! Perhaps the next star this meme receives will be one you can follow...to lead you back home.

We miss you and your Top Comments.  We hope to see you poking around more often.

True, but it is possible that she caught herself by realising everyone could see her enjoyment on national television.

Not at first:

There are good trolls and there are bad trolls.  You’re not even on the scale.  You’re at 12 year old boy attempts self-felatio for the first time status.

I’m just going to drop this deuce right here...

This is an excellent shellacking. There should be a memorial for the recipient of this comment, but not one more important than the memorial from which you’ve been absent.

I hated this song when I was 10/11? but I heard it the other day and now I love this song from 29/30? years ago:

We miss your comments.  It’s nice to see you poking around.

Not only am I saddened by the lack of Splinter support on this post, but I came up with a gem (that got no love due to the greying of the OC) in reply to someone whose shitty comment was greyed out saying that she/he was glad that Splinter shut down to avoid scrolling past crossposts on Deadspin:

Its attempt to come across as open-minded the past few days is fucking embarrassing.

TOTAL EXONERATION!