We miss your comments.  It’s nice to see you poking around.

Not only am I saddened by the lack of Splinter support on this post, but I came up with a gem (that got no love due to the greying of the OC) in reply to someone whose shitty comment was greyed out saying that she/he was glad that Splinter shut down to avoid scrolling past crossposts on Deadspin:

Its attempt to come across as open-minded the past few days is fucking embarrassing.

TOTAL EXONERATION!

It looks like he was skating in forward motion and his skate stuck into the ice for a split second resulting in a brief 180 of his ankle.

It seemed like you were referring to its residents and belittling the social system that is needed by many and will be needed by more after tomorrow’s election. That’s why I was surprised to see you say it.

I formally apologise that you and seemingly 15 other people missed my joke.

the dumbass welfare queens of Huntsville

+1 psychoanalysis

This is the only take.

FUCKING RIGHT!

2008 Deadspin comment on 2019 The Root. Kudos.

I have a mother and late stepfather who would be rolling in his grave if he caught wind of your hot take there.

Spending ~50% of my life in hotels

This reply of Michael’s to me is specifically what I meant by my OC and I’m certain (if he read it) that he knew what I was referring to:

Student loan repayments are often based on income. The high number reflects the fact that black college graduates aren’t hired as often or paid as well as white college graduates.

Surely Drew will be excited to see this.

Yeah, but Miller Lite is the Fiji water and Bud Light is the Evian water.

LOL