myopicprophet
myopicprophet
myopicprophet

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I’ve been sitting here for 25 minutes trying to think of a song for this exact reason. Thanks for putting me out of my misery by beating me to it.

You could keep Splinter alive in this here comment section by posting until the site disappears.  I’d keep coming back to it.

Lengthier Jaguar Junctions perhaps?

Ok Dolt 45 is my new favorite thing,but that is almost being disrespectful to Colt 45 beer

I will always remember Garland as the last top commenter on Splinter.

No one could be that stupid which is why I chose it as a WAY OUT THERE example.

A cross-post to Deadspin is the last post? What a way to go down.  FUCK this!

So you can still use the happy, pure “quid pro quo” usage to refer to the $4 Starbucks latte splurge—or you can use “quid pro quo” in circumstances where motives may be more nefarious.

Well I wouldn’t go to London and drive on the wrong side of the road.

Say that to the troops you claim to support who are now homeless veterans living under bridges.  Unlike them, I have a job.

An eighth is a dime bag (approx.  an eighth of a gram) so we call an eighth of an ounce a half-quarter.

Thanks for proving my point.

Because the KC NFL team are really good right now and Florida State has Fuck you (we don’t even pay our employees) money?

Old white guys perhaps.  You want to confuse people? Go to the west coast and ask for a half-quarter.

I grew up around this shit.