Laughing and groaning at the same time. So, so true. 

Oh, but Reince Priebus they can pronounce just fine. 

It was obviously The Silence. 

OMG, I came here for this. My 1st thought was, why is Earther talking about Doctor Who? 

Oh, man, I love this. Never heard of this guy before. 

Ugh, family. Its like, why?

Growing up in NYC my whole life, I will honestly NEVER understand racist people. Why would you target black people like this?? Its mind boggling. I feel sorry for these small-minded, hateful little shits.

Tired. Just so fucking tired. Which, I know, is a sign of depression but I have no money to deal with it so I’m just gonna keep pretending that it doesn’t exist. Good luck to you! Thoughts and prayers :)

Honestly, it could have been so much worse. Her reply seemed fine, people in this day and age understand wrong recipient messages, and I don’t think it was that bad to begin with. I once sent a text message about how annoyed I was that my brother was late yet again to... my brother! and it was meant for my husband.…

I love Calvin’s Dad. I love Calvin! My username is from a Calvin and Hobbes strip. These were some of the best, ever. 

Yes, this. There was a guy who sat in a Town Car on our block and masturbated in full view of all of us. We knew what he was doing and all of us used to just go “Ew! There’s that guy being gross again” and run away. Never occurred to ANY of us (There was a least 10 of us kids that knew about him, probably more) to…

I so agree, especially about the part of each of us having our own little paranoias! Mine is having a dryer lock because when I was a kid I got stuck in a dryer (leading to a lifetime of intense claustrophobia, thank you) and I am insanely worried about the very random possibility that my kid will get stuck in a…

Very, very true. I think what people are trying to say is that people do tend to take things to an extreme. As a Mom, you meet all sorts of mom’s, from the one who says “Oh, dear me, I would never allow little Noah to cross the street until he’s 15 and he’s never even SMELLED a hot dog!” and then in the same park you…

I really like Cardi B. there’s something very genuine and confident about her. I hope it lasts. Celebrity can be very damaging. 

Hardcore Buffy reference. I approve.

All of the respectability that comes along with being a wife and no sex?? Sign. Me. Up.

Noice!

Yes. Just finished reading the Indian in The Cupboard trilogy with my son. Its hella problematic, but that doesn’t stop me from reading it, and then being able to have a discussion with my son about the attitudes towards “Indians” and others. Banning books is a VERY slipper slope (although i understand that’s not what…

I have to pass a Chevy Equinox every day that has a Trump MAGA bumper sticker and every day I contemplate putting something sharp in all his tires. God, I tire of these people.

I hate that he has such a similar name to one of my favorite authors. Fuck off, steve.