Oh God, don’t we all??

You’re probably contractually obligated to when you purchase this plane.

Our country thanks you for your service.

This was my first thought, too.

For real.

Who ARE these people?? This is GREAT!

I would also very much like C.J. Craig to be WH Press Secretary instead of the heinous creature who is our current one.

ALWAYS

The amazon reviews on this are gold. Is that REALLY George Takei??

Oh, God, me too. I hated that book so, so much. Why did JK Rowling allow this?? It reads like terrible Harry Potter fanfic, except Draco and Harry aren’t doing it.

Do not read it, it was shockingly awful and I loved the Harry Potter books so much, I read each one multiple times. That book makes me hate Harry Potter (the character, not the book) and I will not forgive it!

I hated that movie with the power of a thousand suns. A thousand suns!!

I am so so glad we live in a day and age where my 4 year old loves the color pink more than anything and I can dress him in a pink t-shirt with a unicorn on it and no one blinks. It probably also helps that I live in Brooklyn. I just love that Jamie King’s son is in a pink dress and she’s fine with it. So many parents…

Exactly. John Oliver can call anyone he wants a cunt, but that may also be because he’s British. They get away with a lot over there. Also, cunt is used totally differently across the pond.

I LOVED John Oliver’s Marlon Bundo book. Bought it for my kids. I think its sweet, with a great message.

When a rando takes a “poor, black children” photo, like my friend did when she went to “Africa” (yes, her instagram said “I am in Africa!” no specific location.) then yes, its a pisser. But when Ellen does it, it could only bring attention and awareness and might actually increase tourism and donations. I don’t think…

Flirting about babies, yes. Flirting while calling each baby.... also yes.

Obviously, this is the work of Freemasons. Its all on the dollar bill, if you know where to look.

Same, except Jameson.

The fact that you just made me spit out some of my Jameson is unforgivable, sir, and pray we never meet in duel!