Criticism Haiku

You are fake news.

Those earring look SO HEAVY. And they’re real, which means they must weigh a thousand pounds. Her poor ears. I am wincing just looking at her.

I mean.... its not the worst idea I’ve ever heard. You should have returned your wife’s dead dad’s guitar, you ass-pustule! Now you gon’ get it.

But the murdering part is the BEST part!

OMG, starred for cocksocket. That is amazing. I shall use it in my life and pretend that I made it up. You can’t stop me!

I agree, and I’ve been thinking this all day. I LOVE Samantha Bee, and watch her show every week. I, too, hate the Trump administration and everyone involved in it. But not calling Samantha out on saying “cunt” is a dangerous precedent. Its the same reaction I have when I hear people making fun of Chris Christie’s…

I’d be like “OK, so I guess I’ll be seeing some walking dead any minute?”

15 years seems...low.

Yes, I agree in theory but what about the concept of imperfect allies? Think about how far music has come in the short amount of time from Taylor Swift, Katy Perry et al using the word gay as an insult. And I am talking recently! In Taylor Swift’s “Picture to Burn” she has a lyric in there about getting revenge on an…

Also, does he not have anyone currently in his life to tell him to trim his nose hairs?

I got like a week’s worth of schadenfreude from this. I was grinning so hard when I heard this on the news this morning that my son asked my “what? what’s so funny?” and I really didn’t want to answer “I am thoroughly enjoying another man’s pain and embarrassment.” Not the life lesson I’m trying to teach him.

And David Bowie and Leonard Cohen... sigh. John Oliver was right when he said “fuck 2016".

Didn’t Rita Ora have relationships with other women? I would think that its up to her to decide whether or not a song is inviting “the male gaze”. We should be encouraging more LGBT-positive songs, not discouraging them because they’re not perfect. I thought Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl” was more offensive than…

What’s wrong with Chrissy?

Starred for River Song. I will ALWAYS star River Song.

I try to give my son a sense of age-appropriate boundaries and feelings of negativity towards false entitlement. I’m always so conscious of the world that I am raising him in. As an example of age-appropriate boundaries, I have a daughter who is 2 and a half. My 9-yr old loves her so much and she worships him, follows…

You know its bad when you get to the end of Dan Brown’s Inferno and you find out what the villain’s evil plot was and your 1st thought is: That’s... actually not a bad idea... I mean, can we do this now?

Needful Things stuck in my brain for long after I read it. It is such an underrated King novel! I also read them way to young. I remember my dad trying awkwardly to tell me that I shouldn’t be reading those at my age, but of course I didn’t listen and of course I had nightmares. Live and learn.