She is an extremely attractive woman, I agree. I think she got the best features from both parents.

Soup and meat (or, best of all, meat soup) is the best reason for living! No wonder she’s miserable. I’m gonna send her some of my beef, mushroom and barley soup which I make in a slow cooker. It think it’ll give her at least 1 happy day.

Octonauts is awesome. My 6-yr-old is obsessed.

Tayo is the actual worst. It also sounds like porn, due to the intensity of the noises that the “buses” make whenever something even mildly upsetting happens.

I vividly remember a teacher telling us not to read Harry Potter because its too easy to believe that wichcraft and wizards are real and would promote interest in magics. I was 12 at the time and remember thinking “Is this woman high right now?” 

Oh, come on, Sam! You’re better than this!

OMG, Claritin-D is the bomb though! I am so freaking high these days! Where has this stuff been all my life?  

That’s funny, my 9-yr-old son also is having the worst time now with allergies. He is really suffering and I feel terrible, and helpless! He is currently on Allegra, he plays indoors a lot during recess, which sucks for him, and I wash his face, hands, and hair as soon as he gets home. It seems to help, somewhat.…

This, 100%. I too, have voiced an opinion that a commenter didn’t like and I got attacked. It turned me off in a big way. People are so eager to be offended and outraged that they don’t even ask for clarification before they call you the worst names.

I feel like nothing would surprise me anymore. Bahd Bhaby vs Lil Tay 2055.

There are people who really, really love drama and manufacture it if none is currently happening around them. She HAD to call the cops, it was her DUTY to make sure this family of THUGS didn’t break the rules! She was afraid for her LIFE. Yeah, I’ve known a few like her in my life. The only solution is to stay far,…

My thought exactly.

Good! I am never invited so it is only fitting that the people who do have no fun whatsoever.

Those silly Jews! When the nazis told them to get in the gas chambers they shoulda just been like “nah, I’m good. Thanks, tho”.

“President Trump calls Don Jr. as “the gross, sad one,”

Oh. GAWD. The mental images...

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Whoa, in our school it was the opposite! Pretty girl and not-so-pretty girl wore the exact same thing and pretty girl got called out about it. It was a rather well-know phenomenon in our school. At the time I theorized that it was less of a real dress code, and more that if the school administrators decided you looked…

Not only are they feeling murderous because they can’t get laid, but they acknowledge that? Losers, pay a prostitute and leave the rest of us out of it.