Are you here all week? Should we try the veal? Seriously, I try not to use the phrase “on fleek” but in this case...

That blazer, though.... I am a sucker for a good blazer. I love it, I want it, but I probably can’t afford it. I’m sad now.

Ugh, Same. Like in “She’s All That”. Are we really supposed to believe that Rachel Leigh Cook is in any way ugly or dorky? Because she’s wearing overalls? Yeah, not buying it. I thought we were done making those movies, but I guess not.

It was his mother all along!!

You are killing it today, my friend.

It wouldn’t hurt for them to do something useful for once.

Am I the only one who doesn’t know who “Braight Ben” is?

Oh, she definitely is all those terms, and more. I just don’t think that being the 1st lady to the worst president in history was something she signed on for.

I’ve never been. Born and raised New Yorker. But I’ve always wanted to come check it out! If I do, I will check out that restaurant.

Generally speaking, Fanfic, especially Slashfic freaks me out. Unless its really, really well-written. You’re basically just reading another person’s sexual fantasies. It can get a little skeevy.

My take away from this is... your 14th anniversary?? Congrats! That is a serious milestone. I hope you have many more years of joy with your husband.

Its not about being dumb (although she probably is). She knew she was signing up to have sex with Donald probably once a month, while she enjoys his money and security, and he gets hot arm candy. Its a fair deal. But being under the scrutiny of the entire world all the time? Of course she stole Michelle Obama’s…

So... I’m assuming there’s probably FanFic written about these 2 somewhere on the internet, right?

Why, exactly?

Agreed. I will always feel bad for her. The woman never smiles!! She must be so unhappy.

I really can’t help but feel bad for Melania, no matter how “complicit” everyone says she is. She did not sign up for this shit. And she seems like the kind of person who gives in easily to pressure. You think she gives 2 shits about Obama’s birth certificate? I’m sure she was told to say that, and not everyone’s…

Omg, that is a fuckin cute baby!! Enjoy her and shmoosh those cheeks for me!

Please. Nicki Hilton’s baby does not VOMIT. Really, the things you peasants think.

I tried to star you, but kinja took a star away instead. I am so sorry.

Wow, I LOVE the word “Sanctimommies!”. I am definitly using that.