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I thought it was a joke about lack of foreplay.

And a happy new year.

And a Happy New Year.

HOLY SHIT I thought this said “Orlando Bloom”. I nearly had a heart attack. Nooooo!!! Not Legolas! I don’t know who Orlando Brown is, though.

That is an awesome story! Although I am so sorry she’s being bullied, and going through the court system for doing what she needed to do. My husband was bullied terribly for a year or so in 8th grade. Absolutely nothing he tried worked. Then one day, he turned around and punched the leader in the face. On the ground,…

I signed my son up for her reading program and got mailed a free book per month. There were some excellent ones (Corduroy) and some stinkers (the Wild Little Horse).

A man like daintree? Is daintree a name? Why isn’t it capitalized? Why isn’t the 1st letter of ever word in the title capitalized, as I learned in the 3rd grade? I have so many questions...

I’m sorry, “black people are like that”? What, only black toddlers are terrified of giant animal costumes? Anyone who has been around toddlers of any race can tell you that that is terrifying. I don’t understand how Disneyland remains popular with the parents of 2 yr-olds. My daughter would run screaming into the…

Oh please, like anyone would elect someone with a man bun.

Obviously, they are not equally bad, but let’s not be hypocrites. If a conservative republican made fun of someone’s native accent (which they do, and have) Jezebel and its ilk would be all over that. But because its Kimmel we give him a pass? Nobody is coming out of this smelling like a rose.

Why are you surprised? People on this site, more or less, are not inclined to think that mocking a person’s native accent is funny. Yes, Sean Hannity is an awful human, but are we really setting the bar that low?

He should not have made fun of Melania’s accent. Period. That is low, low hanging fruit and considerably beneath anyone touting themselves as a “comedian”. Oh, ha, ha. This person sounds different when they speak then I do! What’s next, making fun of Chinese people by saying “ching-chong” or something? I’m not about…

I have the similar problems. I feel terrible, but its kind of a relief to know other people experience the same issues. I’m working on solutions, but haven’t hit upon a good one yet. I suppose just being open to my very kind, very supportive, very non-judgmental husband might help.

Love. I love this. I’m gonna appropriate the hell out of this.

I was thinking the same thing. But I didn’t dare point it out for fear of getting verbally stoned by the Harriot stans.

OMG. This must make the local Christians INSANE.

UUGGHHH, That DOES sound post-apocalyptic. The horror.

I gave the vending machine a voice like “nooooo, help meeeee help meeeee, noooo-” This could be a horror movie.

Biting is the best. Highly underrated.