Yes. I am a Girl (tm) and I have never massaged another girl’s foot. I don’t think that would make me more or less girly.

It is so true. My 2 yr old is INSANELY stubborn right now and every time she shrieks “no!” at me, I want to growl at her and yet I am very proud of her at the same time. She is filled with confidence. Aint no one telling her ass what to do.

Ah. Well, that clears that up! I just thought i was a little bit nuts.

That’s only if you break the skin. If that happened, I think she would have said something.

I would too like to bite Beyonce, in the same way that I like to bite my 2 yr old because she is just so frickin cute and gorgeous and STUBBORN. I can’t be the only person who desperately wants to bite their adorable kid. I bet this unnamed actress bit Beyonce out of love.

Christian, RICH, white dudes. That’s about it.

Eric and Don Jr. look TERRIFYING here. Like Mole People.

Wow, he really is living up to his name, isn’t he? Fucking puddle of Santorum.

I will star any GIF with Sophia in it.

Almost none of the men I know can drive stick shift, so I feel like this is more a jab at Americans than anything else.

I judge you. You like hot, running water so you can shower? You are so basic.

Will do. You are a nice person.

Exact same thing happened to me, I wasn’t gray in my previous burner. I can’t get out of the grays now, either. Let me know if you discover the secret!

I remember that episode. And even though I loathe Bill Cosby, I love the line where he says to her “WE are not rich. Your mother and I are rich. You have NOTHING”. A lesson Blue Ivy would do well to learn as she grows older.

*shudder*

Never seen these! Down the YouTube rabbit hole I go...

You also can’t spell AMERICAN without spelling R-A-M. Or R-I-M. Or C-A-M-E-R-A....damn, this is a fun game!

Oh wow, I laughed and almost starred that commenter because I was 100% sure she was joking. Wow. I... I need to re-evaluate some things.

It makes sense, I think. There is a concept in Harry Potter that evil twists your appearance, just as it did to Voldemort. I suppose in the course of Grindenwald’s crimes, he turned into that.

I have not yet met a therapist who doesn’t need therapy.