There are people who really, really love drama and manufacture it if none is currently happening around them. She HAD to call the cops, it was her DUTY to make sure this family of THUGS didn’t break the rules! She was afraid for her LIFE. Yeah, I’ve known a few like her in my life. The only solution is to stay far,…

My thought exactly.

Good! I am never invited so it is only fitting that the people who do have no fun whatsoever.

Those silly Jews! When the nazis told them to get in the gas chambers they shoulda just been like “nah, I’m good. Thanks, tho”.

“President Trump calls Don Jr. as “the gross, sad one,”

Oh. GAWD. The mental images...

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Whoa, in our school it was the opposite! Pretty girl and not-so-pretty girl wore the exact same thing and pretty girl got called out about it. It was a rather well-know phenomenon in our school. At the time I theorized that it was less of a real dress code, and more that if the school administrators decided you looked…

Not only are they feeling murderous because they can’t get laid, but they acknowledge that? Losers, pay a prostitute and leave the rest of us out of it.

Are you here all week? Should we try the veal? Seriously, I try not to use the phrase “on fleek” but in this case...

That blazer, though.... I am a sucker for a good blazer. I love it, I want it, but I probably can’t afford it. I’m sad now.

Ugh, Same. Like in “She’s All That”. Are we really supposed to believe that Rachel Leigh Cook is in any way ugly or dorky? Because she’s wearing overalls? Yeah, not buying it. I thought we were done making those movies, but I guess not.

It was his mother all along!!

You are killing it today, my friend.

It wouldn’t hurt for them to do something useful for once.

Am I the only one who doesn’t know who “Braight Ben” is?

Oh, she definitely is all those terms, and more. I just don’t think that being the 1st lady to the worst president in history was something she signed on for.

I’ve never been. Born and raised New Yorker. But I’ve always wanted to come check it out! If I do, I will check out that restaurant.

Generally speaking, Fanfic, especially Slashfic freaks me out. Unless its really, really well-written. You’re basically just reading another person’s sexual fantasies. It can get a little skeevy.

My take away from this is... your 14th anniversary?? Congrats! That is a serious milestone. I hope you have many more years of joy with your husband.