Its not about being dumb (although she probably is). She knew she was signing up to have sex with Donald probably once a month, while she enjoys his money and security, and he gets hot arm candy. Its a fair deal. But being under the scrutiny of the entire world all the time? Of course she stole Michelle Obama’s…

So... I’m assuming there’s probably FanFic written about these 2 somewhere on the internet, right?

Why, exactly?

Agreed. I will always feel bad for her. The woman never smiles!! She must be so unhappy.

I really can’t help but feel bad for Melania, no matter how “complicit” everyone says she is. She did not sign up for this shit. And she seems like the kind of person who gives in easily to pressure. You think she gives 2 shits about Obama’s birth certificate? I’m sure she was told to say that, and not everyone’s…

Omg, that is a fuckin cute baby!! Enjoy her and shmoosh those cheeks for me!

Please. Nicki Hilton’s baby does not VOMIT. Really, the things you peasants think.

I tried to star you, but kinja took a star away instead. I am so sorry.

Wow, I LOVE the word “Sanctimommies!”. I am definitly using that.

In Soviet Russia, Journal Lives you!

And a happy new year.

And a Happy New Year.

HOLY SHIT I thought this said “Orlando Bloom”. I nearly had a heart attack. Nooooo!!! Not Legolas! I don’t know who Orlando Brown is, though.

That is an awesome story! Although I am so sorry she’s being bullied, and going through the court system for doing what she needed to do. My husband was bullied terribly for a year or so in 8th grade. Absolutely nothing he tried worked. Then one day, he turned around and punched the leader in the face. On the ground,…

I signed my son up for her reading program and got mailed a free book per month. There were some excellent ones (Corduroy) and some stinkers (the Wild Little Horse).

A man like daintree? Is daintree a name? Why isn’t it capitalized? Why isn’t the 1st letter of ever word in the title capitalized, as I learned in the 3rd grade? I have so many questions...

I’m sorry, “black people are like that”? What, only black toddlers are terrified of giant animal costumes? Anyone who has been around toddlers of any race can tell you that that is terrifying. I don’t understand how Disneyland remains popular with the parents of 2 yr-olds. My daughter would run screaming into the…

Oh please, like anyone would elect someone with a man bun.

Obviously, they are not equally bad, but let’s not be hypocrites. If a conservative republican made fun of someone’s native accent (which they do, and have) Jezebel and its ilk would be all over that. But because its Kimmel we give him a pass? Nobody is coming out of this smelling like a rose.

Why are you surprised? People on this site, more or less, are not inclined to think that mocking a person’s native accent is funny. Yes, Sean Hannity is an awful human, but are we really setting the bar that low?