He should not have made fun of Melania’s accent. Period. That is low, low hanging fruit and considerably beneath anyone touting themselves as a “comedian”. Oh, ha, ha. This person sounds different when they speak then I do! What’s next, making fun of Chinese people by saying “ching-chong” or something? I’m not about…

I have the similar problems. I feel terrible, but its kind of a relief to know other people experience the same issues. I’m working on solutions, but haven’t hit upon a good one yet. I suppose just being open to my very kind, very supportive, very non-judgmental husband might help.

Love. I love this. I’m gonna appropriate the hell out of this.

I was thinking the same thing. But I didn’t dare point it out for fear of getting verbally stoned by the Harriot stans.

OMG. This must make the local Christians INSANE.

UUGGHHH, That DOES sound post-apocalyptic. The horror.

I gave the vending machine a voice like “nooooo, help meeeee help meeeee, noooo-” This could be a horror movie.

Biting is the best. Highly underrated.

Yes. I am a Girl (tm) and I have never massaged another girl’s foot. I don’t think that would make me more or less girly.

It is so true. My 2 yr old is INSANELY stubborn right now and every time she shrieks “no!” at me, I want to growl at her and yet I am very proud of her at the same time. She is filled with confidence. Aint no one telling her ass what to do.

Ah. Well, that clears that up! I just thought i was a little bit nuts.

That’s only if you break the skin. If that happened, I think she would have said something.

I would too like to bite Beyonce, in the same way that I like to bite my 2 yr old because she is just so frickin cute and gorgeous and STUBBORN. I can’t be the only person who desperately wants to bite their adorable kid. I bet this unnamed actress bit Beyonce out of love.

Christian, RICH, white dudes. That’s about it.

Eric and Don Jr. look TERRIFYING here. Like Mole People.

Wow, he really is living up to his name, isn’t he? Fucking puddle of Santorum.

I will star any GIF with Sophia in it.

Almost none of the men I know can drive stick shift, so I feel like this is more a jab at Americans than anything else.

I judge you. You like hot, running water so you can shower? You are so basic.

Will do. You are a nice person.