Exact same thing happened to me, I wasn’t gray in my previous burner. I can’t get out of the grays now, either. Let me know if you discover the secret!

I remember that episode. And even though I loathe Bill Cosby, I love the line where he says to her “WE are not rich. Your mother and I are rich. You have NOTHING”. A lesson Blue Ivy would do well to learn as she grows older.

*shudder*

Never seen these! Down the YouTube rabbit hole I go...

You also can’t spell AMERICAN without spelling R-A-M. Or R-I-M. Or C-A-M-E-R-A....damn, this is a fun game!

Oh wow, I laughed and almost starred that commenter because I was 100% sure she was joking. Wow. I... I need to re-evaluate some things.

It makes sense, I think. There is a concept in Harry Potter that evil twists your appearance, just as it did to Voldemort. I suppose in the course of Grindenwald’s crimes, he turned into that.

I have not yet met a therapist who doesn’t need therapy.

Ha. “wonton”. Are they throwing Chinese dumplings at the Palestinians? Sounds delicious. And by the way, If Whites need to condemn white leaders for homophobia, racism, and anti-semitism (which they absolutely do, there is no excuse for the current blase attitudes) then so to black people need to condemn their…

You are doing the Lord’s work, my son.

Hey! I LIKED Armageddon.

Stahl’s face in that screenshot will inevitable become a meme that will mean “What.... the fuck are you even talking about??”

Clearly, your internalized misogyny has blinded you to reality! If you don’t agree with every single thing Jezebel posts or does, you are a terrible feminist, and probably racist as well. Also, stop killing all those puppies.

OMG, I LOVED this comment. And I’m pretty sure I love you. Yes. Preach.

I agree. The internet has a way of making the minority voice the loudest, especially if its something controversial.

Nice. Your spellcheck must have freaked out on you.

They are used to people doing shit for them and they like it. Googling it would mean that they have to do it themselves, which they can’t be bothered with.

The only rule of motherhood is, you don’t talk about motherhood.

This is one of the best, most cogent rants on motherhood I’ve ever read. AND your a Mom. Some days, I can’t remember the word for “yogurt”. So congrats.

Is that Terry Pratchett? That sounded a lot like Terry Pratchett. He also has this whole thing that as long as a nude painting has an urn somewhere in it, its considered upscale art and you can admire it in public.