Ditto.

Did anyone else first read this as “A 20 year Old is Sucking Dick”? No? Just me? Ok, then.

I did not realize this. Thank you.

You’re welcome! I’m happy to take time out of my life to make yours more enjoyable. : )

Mixed race babies seem to be so much cuter then the other kind. And they grown up to be, like, ridiculously pretty.

I find it funny that his last name is Pratt which is brit-slang for “annoying wanker”.

I find that Jezebel will turn on a certain celebrity for no visible reason with a speed that will give you whiplash. I used to be all, What? what happened?, just like you, but I’ve sort of learned to roll with it. I don’t agree, but then again, I don’t need to agree with everything Jezebel writes.

OK, I don’t like the Kardashians... But that baby is cute as fuck!!

100% agreed. People who say they like Johnnie Walker... I always wonder if they’re making it up to sound cool.

Is not liking something the same as being intimidated by it? I think Johnnie Walker is mixing up the two.

Amen. The worst. Tomintoul is amazing, but very expensive.

Blue Label tastes like piss and paint thinner. It is a sacrilege to all good scotch.

Oh, I love a good Balvenie. I’m constantly looking for it in the Duty Free.

Only the Islay ones smell (and taste) like that.

Starred for John Oliver because I will ALWAYS star that beautiful, hilarious man.

Oh God. Laphroaig is like licking rain drippings from brimstone.

Oh, wow, I am not intimidated by scotch AT ALL. Scotch is intimidated by ME. Does anyone else get funny looks from men when they drink it, though? Like they expect all women to be sipping strawberry daiquiris. We are different. We like different things. Why is that so hard for people?

Scotch is the best. It is my favorite alcoholic beverage, by far. But Johnny Walker is shit. And this dumb female scotch thing is, too.

No, no. The song is clear. EVERYBODY. If you can’t trust Carl Douglas. who can you trust? Chevy Chase, though...