100% agreed. People who say they like Johnnie Walker... I always wonder if they’re making it up to sound cool.

Is not liking something the same as being intimidated by it? I think Johnnie Walker is mixing up the two.

Amen. The worst. Tomintoul is amazing, but very expensive.

Blue Label tastes like piss and paint thinner. It is a sacrilege to all good scotch.

Oh, I love a good Balvenie. I’m constantly looking for it in the Duty Free.

Only the Islay ones smell (and taste) like that.

Starred for John Oliver because I will ALWAYS star that beautiful, hilarious man.

Oh God. Laphroaig is like licking rain drippings from brimstone.

Oh, wow, I am not intimidated by scotch AT ALL. Scotch is intimidated by ME. Does anyone else get funny looks from men when they drink it, though? Like they expect all women to be sipping strawberry daiquiris. We are different. We like different things. Why is that so hard for people?

Scotch is the best. It is my favorite alcoholic beverage, by far. But Johnny Walker is shit. And this dumb female scotch thing is, too.

No, no. The song is clear. EVERYBODY. If you can’t trust Carl Douglas. who can you trust? Chevy Chase, though...

Oh, man, so did my parents. That shit was on all the time. Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Mark Levin come to mind. Its a wonder I’m sane.

Lena Dunham is the douchiest douche who ever douched.

Oh yeah, EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting.

Every time I click to give you a star, they keep taking a star away. So sorry!

I LOVE that song! I think his lyrics are deliberately exaggerated. I mean, that’s what I always thought.

By Bill Withers? Which romantic comedy ever used that one? I love that song.

Move over, Frank Burns. There’s a new Ferret-Face in town.

I tell my son to just take it with him and if he doesn’t want to wear it he can but it in his backpack. I’m pretty sure he puts it on when I’m not around to see.